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That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.
Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing
This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.
Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.
Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich
Like a regular Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
Jay asked his dad if he'd like to share a Black Cock Sandwich when they got to St. Louis.
meaning your dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.
Chad: Is florida in LA?
Bret: You’re a sandwich asf!