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A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.
You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.
A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."
A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.
I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
A person that gets a rising trouser snake over someone pouring granulated table sugar on a picture of Drake the Rapper's "Certified Lover Boy" album cover.
Bruh why is he such a Cringe Duck Man all of the time? He gains nothing fron it.
Yeah man, a Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General, not pog right?
Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.