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Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Someone who is not only smart & cool. But he's also your average kid. Sometimes Ryan can be someone who smokes lots of weed with his sister. And, that's why their going to hell for disobeying God message. Happy face!
This isn’t a definition. I’ve just been in love with a boy named Ryan since as long as I can remember. He recently came back into my life after losing contact a while ago only he doesn’t remember me. He’s changed since the last time i saw him though. His eyes aren’t the pale brown that I remember, they’re darker and more cold. His laugh has changed from loud and upbeat to short and obnoxious. I fell in love with a version of him that no longer exists yet whenever I see him, I can’t help but think about the sweet boy I met years ago. And though he probably won’t be a part of my life anymore, I will always have love for him.
Ryan I’ll love you more than you’ll ever know
“I saw Ryan yesterday”
“Oh? You mean Ryan the Denis?”
“Yeah him. Proper Denis”