whooper with cheese

When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.

Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!

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cheese wipe

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.

You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!

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Fromunga Cheese

A fungal type of cheese that grows around your asshole when you don't wipe properly.

What do you want on your toast? I have some fresh Fromunga cheese for you!

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deaf cheese

The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.

I wish I could be deaf cheese, but instead I'm depressed all the time.

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Cheese Caking

Verb, the act of a male pretending to be a female in an RPG computers game to earn favors from male players.

I was new to Diablo, so I started cheese caking to get myself some gear.

I needed some help with a quest so I cheese caked this guy into helping me.

I was bored last night so I pretended to be a women, and this dude from Maryland totally went for it. ie... Cheese caking.

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Cheese Please

The best way to ask for casual sex

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

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Cheese-weavil

A small cheese-based insect often found in the company of cows.

Cow: "Mooo..."
Cheese-weavil: "Indeed"

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