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AKA i have alot of pubic hair
(for refrence: in the 70's people went all natural and didn't care to shave)
kyle: so girl, we still on tonight? ;)
pamela:sure, just gimme time . it's the 70's down there
kyle: i'm a grown ass man, some hair wont stop me girl
Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it
ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew
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Ashley was very shy when I first met her. We hung out in the same group of friends but didn't talk much. One day, we were on the swings and I started talking about bagels. (I am a Taurus) that is how it began. Just imagine if I wasn't a Taurus. She is very kind and good at keeping secrets. We love bagels and smoked salmon! She is a Sagittarius so she stays away from drama. Smart move.
Ashley S. is an alien from Mars.
Throwing up the 4’s symbolizes you get hella bitches. By doing this it let’s everyone else know your not to be messed with.
“ Justin is throwing up the 4’s, he must get all the hoes.”
“ Zach and Justin just threw up the 4s in a temple, don’t mess with them.”
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Look he’s throwing up the 4’s he must hate arrowhead golf club
wheels- opposite of not having wheels to quickly with a safe goal get to another location
Yo' man, you got wheel(s) to go to point a to point b and not my kick's?