paint balls

anglo saxon. adj. The aroma originating from a dude's sack after sweating profusely for hours at a time. (There is no common cur for this phenomenon; although a shower is known to help)

"I went to T-bag Horace, and was forced to abort the mission after discovering the fowl stench of his stagnent paint-balls

five balled

when playing pool (english) and the black is sunk and a player sill has 5 of his/her balls on the table they must drop their trousers and walk around the table.
(if playing alternative rules then the 5 ball rule does not exist unless you make up a forfeit)

"haha! five balled you!"
*drops trousers*
"haha nice underwear!"
"pwnt!"

Swamp Balls

Swamp Balls is the action of having a constipated face on because, you don't wear underwear on a hot sweaty day, and your ball-sac gets stuck to your thighs, in which you then have to put your hands down your pants and fix them nuttsssss.

Karen: Ayo Danny what's wrong, you look mad constipated.
Danny: Nahhh man, I just got Swamp Balls.
Karen: Ahhh Shit, I hate those.

Ball Sack

Ball Sack
The female version of a douchebag, i.e. guys wearing polo shirts, popped collar, etc. A ball sack is a female that wears inappropriately tight clothing, typically has bleach blonde, damaged hair, acts stupid because they think it's cute, has a fake tan and nails, and has a very high opinion of themselves. They generally assume everyone wants to be like them and guys want them but truthfully, everyone looks at them because they are so pathetic. Other identifiers: hoop earrings, designer sunglasses, obsessed with labels, too much eyeliner, nail art, pink lip gloss, sense of entitlement, lack of ambition, likes meatheads, is a lush, and often quite slutty.

That girl standing at the bar wearing a Bebe shirt with orange skin and dry, straw-like hair, ordering a glass of White Zinfandel is a real ball sack.

8-ball

90's slang for Old English 800

"Yo, hand me that 8-ball." he says reaching for the 40oz of Old English

ninja balls

1. A person who is said to have thrown down, or used some ninja balls, has just vanished completely without a trace.

2. Small round object Ninjas throw down at their own feet that creates a puff of smoke and cause the Ninja to disappear.

Joe: I just saw Rich a minute ago! Where did he go?
Pat: Guess he threw down some ninja balls.

marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.

I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.