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Verb - to have excellent sexual intercourse.
past tense - "rocked my box"
Variations: rock the box, rocked her box, rockin' the box
"I asked him to rock my box."
"Last night he rocked my box."
"Dude, last night I rocked her box. The bed moved."
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Where an lgbt person has come to fing out about a ‘coming out box’, it’s just a joke to confuse the straights, but you didn’t hear that from me
Gay 1: “sis I got my coming out box”
Gay2: “omg queen what did you get”
Confused straight: “ a what?”
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u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?
you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?
Where are you going Your lost Dollar tree headset So free Freer then a public restroom Your literally dog water 0 PR Earnings check, oh wait you have none
Boxed like a fish, caged like a zoo animal, Goodwill headset, pawn shop console, freer than soiled underpants , dog water, cat piss, hot dog water, 404 Earnings not Found, shit on like a toilet, go back to 2020 and catch COVID.
your so lost where r u going, Youre lost like your dad, hes never coming home. so sad, your free so free, freer than a dollar off coupon to dollar tree, freer than a white girl with 3 white claws ,I packed you down like I did your step sis last night.0 earns 0 PR , walking shitter welcome to hell, you so dog, boxed you like logan paul shit on you like mcgregor
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Person 1: "Where are you going? Your lost? Boxed like a fish."
Person 2: "SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING MAN."
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An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.
Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.
Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?
Anthony: She wasn't hot. She was press box hot. You were deceived because there weren't any other hotties to compare her too. If you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.
Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.
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A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.
Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be
Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!
Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"
"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"
Used when you get off topic and you shouldn't be, in large groups. A nicer way of saying, "Shut up and get back to work!"
Person 1: So... We should get to work on the giant project due tomorrow
person 2: So yesterday I went shopping and I saw this cool shirt and I wanted to get it.
Person 3: Oh, that's so cool, I think I bought the same shirt!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: ICE BOX!
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a name for the new black x box eleite
lets go to my house i just got the malcom x box
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