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WHEN YOU GET THE SHITS THE DAY AFTER DRINKING.
I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE BAD BEER ASS TODAY!
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one who picks their own ass or anothers, Jessie Jackson sticking his ass picking nose where it don't belong.
stinking with finger stuck in it a rectum is an ass picker
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Ass Sass is when a female gets on all fours and presents her ass in a sassy and sexual way.
Ass Sass "She slowly bent over exposing her ass, perked it up while biting her bottom lip and moaned sexually"
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what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.
"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"
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Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
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The terrible aching pain, usually in the elbow, that can result from giving someone a true Good Game.
Steve: I think i got Ass Elbow
Nolan: I need a doctor, really, if this hemorrhoid gets infected, I could die.
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A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat
That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.
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