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The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs
God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?
The act of having sexual intercourse with a pie, followed by being caught by your father who may or may not be Eugene Levy
“I was American Pieing on the weekend, It was very messy”
“What circular fruit or meat filled pastry is best fit for American Pieing”
when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.
African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.
American senior highschool Mr. Papp a bitch fo the bookbag rule
The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.