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Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: β€œyo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: β€œ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: β€œyes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 8, 2019

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holy mutha of anal

the praising or excitment of the mutha of anal

HOLY MUTHA OF ANAL!

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

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cocaine anal cannon

when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.

Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !

by Aliviate September 25, 2020

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Anal Annihilation April

If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.

Anal Annihilation April made my partner's ass sore

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022


Damestic Anal Bead

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure

A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.

by Mysticsword958 January 17, 2018

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anal wank stain

improbably unpleasant and useless person

my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain

by bobbybollox September 8, 2009

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