To enjoy sloppy seconds from Cousin
Guy 1: didn't your cousin date her?
Guy 2: yeah, but I like to Chris Duda.
a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up
your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her
A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️
Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?
Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?
Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man
Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??
Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish
Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.