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a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke
That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer
(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri
Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)
Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream
Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream
Man 2: yes you are very right
To give someone a handjob and make him cum.
David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .
When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
A very odd Chihuahua who looks like she’s got a few screws loose. Commonly known for her distinct look of squint eyes, falling around like she’s drunk, her few teeth she has and her massive tongue always hanging out. Often found in Holly’s bed being squashed at night
Oh look there’s that rat on legs peaches for cream