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The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
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Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)
A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.
B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.
A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.
A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.
I saw that on the public Facebook
When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?
No he's just facebook lazy
A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.
Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.