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Me: Yo look 👀 is Theo Theo Orwin James
Friend: Yh he stalks me everywhere
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A "top shagger" in the houseboat community of London, Chez is sexually active 45 year old with ample experience with the Watson family.
James "chez" Hixon is such a top shagger
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A sexy man from Northeast Ohio by the name of James. He is known for his great knowledge of firearms and firearm safety. He is a big advocate for the 2nd amendment and putting BBQ sauce on everything he eats.
Hey look, it's James the Ohio man eating chicken fingers at a restaurant again with BBQ sauce talking about guns.
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A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:
James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
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Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.
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Where people start talking with a fake british accent after watching 007
Person 1: "Cor blimey. This is a nice bloody surprise. What's this about, then?"
Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."
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Bethy: who's James Corden
Fabio: He's the son of Bombero so basically Jesus
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