A buttcrack that only pops off at night
My buttcrack of the night is about to get the party started !!
What you tell a friend when he calls you while you're bangin his mom.
Tim: *cellphone ringing* hey Howard, are ya free to jam tonight?
Howard: ah I can't Tim, you see I'll be working a night gig.. Wrote a tasty jam can't wait to play it live man it's gonna be great.
When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.
My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.
That one day of the week you have designated to blazing it up with the crew.
Friend: “Yo you wanna get drunk tonight?”
You: “Can’t, Wednesday night is Stoney Night”
Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs
I want a kings night for valentines
When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.
"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"
Someone who likes to go out only at night and see women or men. You know for why..
Santi: I’m going to meet up with a girl tonight.
Me: Damn Santi so your a thief in the night huh?