one inch wonder

The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.

Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.

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One Winged Angel

1. Sephiroth, the antagonist in the popular video game "Final Fantasy VII."

2. The über-cool song that plays when you face off against him in said popular game.

Perhaps the greatest video game song ever is "One Winged Angel" by Uematsu-san.

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Twist one off

To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation

I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night

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Pull one's leg

to lead someone on, to kid someone

Mike: I swear, last weekend I went fishing and caught a 25 pound bass!
James: Are you for real, or are you just pulling my leg?

When you told Harold that he won, you were just pulling his leg, right?

To pull one's leg you have to be clever.

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cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

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one finger up

Putting one finger up in a picture shows that you get no bitches

Friend:You see that person taking a picture over there?
Me:Yeah he has one finger up he has to get no bitches

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One Morning Stand

A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...

Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"

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