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Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021


majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017


Trans Atlantic Potato Trade

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.

Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.

by TigreZaddz November 6, 2023


Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021


Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021


hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023


Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024