this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake
the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.
You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake
If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite
When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.
Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
The act of Steve Aoki smashing a cake in a person's face
OMG Steve Aoki just straight bu-cake-ee'd me in the face right now!!
When you’re a sheltered financial crimes nerd and you don’t know what bukkake is.
We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”
Girls who have STDs
What a stupid MF called me.
“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”
“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”