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when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
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When a lady who has had plastic surgery on her vagina forgets to shave, thus creating a dolly bush.
My boyfriend and I were in the moment, I had just given him a hand job, and his hand was in my panties. When he ripped them off, he saw that I had a dolly bush, because previously i had had labia reduction. He didnt care. We made sweet love on the sofa, and we woke up still in the 69. #Yolo
The act of tea-bagging a person. Nothings changed aside from the fact it’s Australian
I plugged a c*nt with my right thong and proceeded to give him some Bush Tea
a bush of pubes above your penis that a japanese banzai attacker could hide in.
Example:
tracy: i was gonna blow him, but he totally had a banzai bush. i was scared for my life
When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.
"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."
When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.
"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."