piss out of my eyes

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

taking my arse for a piss

Explosive, liquid diarrhea.

Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"

Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.

Wake up and smell the piss.

how to piss deakythediscobean off

sami: oH JoHNNN FiLL mE uP
marii: STFU BEFORE I SLIT YOUR TOES OFF

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piss in my clitoris

Pissing inside someone’s pink clitoris

“I love when your warm dark foamy yellow urine marinated inside my clit!” Piss in my clitoris

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taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies

Joey stop taking out the piss

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5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

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