The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man
Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!
when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
The act of jamming ones boner.
This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer
unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland
If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners
Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse
Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people
When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
Erection that comes from receiving words of affirmation or compliments from someone you sexually desire.
Girlfriend: you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had
Boyfriend: *gets appreciation boner*