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When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.
Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life
When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."
"Uh. Word."
The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.
"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner