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brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion

george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization

by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019


Twit-Brain

It's a dictionary word for a itchiness and Scratchiness brain and as well as means a annoying or silly person

I'm scratching my Twit-Brain you walnut bozo

by Kostya The Wordmaker December 3, 2024


chicken breast brain

Someone whoโ€™s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink

โ€œI could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.โ€

by Chaoticrat May 20, 2024


Brain Bucket

A bucket used to make clean up easier if someone dies and their Brain fell out because brains are hard to clean up.

The medic was Glad that the motorist was wearing a brain bucket because it made it easier to clean up his brains.

by Philturn August 24, 2019


Brain cage

I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.

Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"

God "Okie dokie."

Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"

God "Sounds fun."

Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*

Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."

*Later in the forest*

Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." ๐Ÿค”
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."

Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"

Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."

Cain "You're not a snake tho-"

Snake "I KNOW ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Œ... What I am not. ๐Ÿ˜ค Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Cain "A cube?"

Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."

Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*

Snake "My name isn't... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."

*Back at the farm*

Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" ๐Ÿ˜

God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"

Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"

God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."

Abel "AAAYY!!"

Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"

God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"

Cain ๐Ÿ˜พ *Stares at Abel*

God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"

Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"

God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"

God ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."

God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023


Crash Course In Brain Surgery

A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS

Wow, I really love the song Crash Course In Brain Surgery, it kicks ass

by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 26, 2022


A brain licking lad

Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock

Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021