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the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.
You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake
If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite
The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming
I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty
When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”
When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.