A Doo Doo Daddy is a male who thinks they run everything and calls themself " That Guy ". Talk about how hard they are, but cry to Rod Wave. Pays more attention to "the bros" than their girl. Claims they so smart but have terrible grades. Talks like he's High maintenance but is only 5'8. Posts smoking videos EVERDAY. Posts all their business on social media. Swear people are praying on their downfall. Shows off their money and guns thinking that somebody is scared of them. Thinks they're a thug.
Signs that you're a Doo Doo Daddy:
1. Wants to be seen everywhere he go
2. Posts videos of them flaunting money/chains/ smoking
3. Stay saying they need a " real one "
4. Always ask they bros for validation
5. Under 6 ft
6. Drives with no license
7. Stay begging for a plug
8. Wears airforces
Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.
She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!
broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes
dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.
A person so big he makes Tunguska look like a joke.
person 1: Is that Jupiter?
person 2: No thats just Big Daddy Reese.
A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"
WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.
A man who knocks up multiple women and is likely to take no responsibility in his actions.
Guy 1: Did you hear Arnold got another girl pregnant?
Guy 2: What?! He's definitely a serial baby daddy.