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• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball
OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!
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When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.
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When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.
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It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.
Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”
Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”
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When a Heterosexual male will not leave his other Heterosexual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says.
Yo Jimmy is always being a dick ridder and ridding Johnnys dick.
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The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.
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The process of blowing your load into a tissue.
"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
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when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.
Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."
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After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.
Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.
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