Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis

"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"

savage video birds

Birds that ruin you video

All of the kids: Lets make a video!

Okay!

3 seconds later...

savage video birds come in and mess up recording.

F**K YOU BIRDS!

Migratory Birds

A flock of young women from 'op North' who have migrated south, often for educational purposes and can often be observed squawking around bars in the middle of winter wearing little or no observable clothing.

I'm glad I wore my hat, coat and scarf tonight - it must be minus 5 out. Have you seen the flock of migratory birds flapping around the Oracle riverside? I don't know how they survive!

Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

duck bird

fake like person or friend or someone who is shady or inconsistent or even unreliable some what of a bean shooter .

yo that dude is a duck bird always acting straight then when it comes down to it he bounces or makes up something,what a bird.

Big bird

A god like being that has created all of existence

All hail big bird!!

Big Bird

Word on the Sesame Street is this word means a term used to describe a chick who is tall and blonde.

Jason "My ideal girlfriend is a Big Bird."
Johnathan "From Sesame Street but dude he identifies as male."
Jason "No no no a chick that's tall and blonde."
Johnathan "Oh I see"