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when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
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A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair
Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.
Having lots of sex while unshaved
Did you hear Paul is unshaved? He's totally throwing bush.
A hairy pussy you gotta have hedgeclippers to fuck.
I had to bring machete when I bang you mama and her badass bush last night.
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When a lady who has had plastic surgery on her vagina forgets to shave, thus creating a dolly bush.
My boyfriend and I were in the moment, I had just given him a hand job, and his hand was in my panties. When he ripped them off, he saw that I had a dolly bush, because previously i had had labia reduction. He didnt care. We made sweet love on the sofa, and we woke up still in the 69. #Yolo