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when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.
A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.
I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.
You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.