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All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
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If your girl gets shit on your dick, its her job to suck it clean.
(Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.
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Rule 1: no shaving for a whole month(Nov)
Rule : no trimming
The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1
Her: what are the rules of “No Shave November?”
Him: go look up No Shave November official rules
Rule #1 No boomers
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))
Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
Rule #8!! I've already seen this video 100 times!! Wilbur Soot ylyl rules!!
This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.
Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
Rule that only applies to your closest bestest friends and gives them the power to bestow their birthday wishes not on your big day but within 4 days of you being born.
E.g. Hey Kate, couldn't wish you on your day but am calling now - I invoke the 4 day birthday rule.