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1. If you slap someone they get to slap you back
2. Don't violated
3.If you have a trim the expiration date is 3 days after
Finally just don't take the piss
If you slap me i will clart you
Say less
Remember the rules of neck slaps
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To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius
She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap
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A variation of a slap bet wherein the loser has to buy a fish for the winner so the winner can slap the loser with it.
Peter: I fish slap bet you thriller will play on halloween night.
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(day after)
Adrian: buy me a wish!
Peter: OH.....crap!
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/me slaps you is irc slang for (name) slaps you. It would appear as so: I type /me slaps Diab, or /me slaps Cy and it would appear as Ben slaps Diab or Ben slaps Cy.
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While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!
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Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. It is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more unassuming. Unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. S/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. Or a piece of rolled up paper will do.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
Boss *vegan SLAPS!* vegan employee with a report.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
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The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping said person in the face with an erect penis without whom knowing of the deed (a surprise cock slap).
This one time at band camp, Allison was sun tanning, naked, and Tyler snuck up on her snootch and gave her a Super Sneaky Slap.
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