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Goofy ahh bird

Respons to everything. Answer to everything. 42.

"Why do u get so mad at videogames?"

"Goofy ahh bird... (bruh wth bruh)"

by SexyManHandler125 September 24, 2022


BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021


Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

by lordg52 June 10, 2022


sus bird

a bird who is, particularily suspicious. what a suspicious looking character

marcus 1:did you see sus bird?
marcus 2:who the fuck is that

by scopophobicc September 4, 2021


Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021


Wheelin’ Birds

The act of going to a bar or club with the intention of talking to, interacting, or mingling with women.

Peety: How was the club last night?
Scooter: Awesome dude, you shoulda came out. I was wheelin’ birds the whole night

by Taint tickler June 21, 2024


Birds in a pahn

A colloquial phrase for ‘it is what it is’. When nothing can be done about a particular situation and there is no need to dwell on it. One just has to live with the issue and move on.

Guy 1: smashes a bottle of vodka

Guy 2: ‘birds in a pahn

by LittleFA September 15, 2019