A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
Woah look at Chris stallard and his massive Obama pillow
The definition of true love between people who actually are the same kind of person
that couple is so cute, almost like Chris and Sofia !
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chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny
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When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.
Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.
The act of stealing a girl from another man without doing so intentionally
Aye Jake, I was at the mall yesterday and this guy Chris mcmillenโed my girl