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National not talk to hannah day is the 26th of august each year. And it’s simple all you do is just not talk to anyone named hannah
My girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out it’s national not talk to hannah day
June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
Bully people named Maria on February 14
Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!
January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them
Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day
Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
4/21 is the day used to celebrate everyone who has pink lungs still. keep calm and breathe on!
“What’s National Pink Lungs Day and why are all these cool people celebrating it?”
“It’s a day for the people who have never smoked! That’s why you see cool people celebrating it”
December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James
Hey It's National Draw James Day!