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The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar
Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?
A threesome that occurs between one young person and two elderly persons.
Yeah I had a leather sandwich with my grandparents last night, meemaw is LOUDDDD
A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims
Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t”
When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.
Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg