time capsule

When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.

Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.

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make time

have rough sex multiple times. usually the girl is a whore or prostitute.

baby can we make time?

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Face Time

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

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time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

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Coffee Time

A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.

Dude, like, we should go to Coffee Time cuz I got the munchies baaaad.

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Borrowed time

when someone fucks up real bad,and the time is no longer their own ,they are now on probation.

When my boyfriend pisses me off, he is on borrowed time.

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Time Jew

A person who refuses to go back and fix something, in fear that they will lose their precious time for counting their money. They'd rather have something look like crap instead of fixing it.

Person: Oh wow. You just laced your shoes wrong.
Time Jew: ITS OKAY. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
Person: .. Holy time jew..

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