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A sexual "move" in which you get your friend to wait in your closet with a camera. Then you give it to your girlfriend from behind, wait til she is close to coming and then Big Mac (4 in the pink, 1 in the stink.. just think of how you hold a Big Mac) and with your other hand grab her neck and lift her. And as she is flopping around in your hands, your friend pops out and takes a picture.
"Yeah, last night me and charles big game fish'd joanne."
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When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.
Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.
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Fishing for mud can only be performed when there is a large group of niggers huddled together. Attach a large deep sea fishing hook to a chain on the back of your truck, throw it into the pile of mud, and drive off. It's fun to see what you'll catch.
Those niggers were always gathered in front of my building, so I went fishing for mud. Came away with lots of skin, a scalp and two gold chains.
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Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.
Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"
In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"
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The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".
In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".
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When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
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Reality TV shows that depict familes and people in their daily routines, vacations, workplaces, homes etc.
Same thing as Train wreck TV. Some families self-destruct for millions of people to watch. The Goselins (on Jon and Kate Plus Eight) and all their recent problems, for example. Families become famous, dysfunctional celebrities before our very eyes and ears.
Frank: My wife likes watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight and Wife Swap. But I can't stand those TV shows. It's like the people's lives are in a fishbowl.
Fred: My wife likes those shows too. I leave the room when she starts watching. There's way too much voyeurism on reality television shows these days. That's all those programs are, Fish bowl TV.
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