NUMBER 3

Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.

Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!

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Austin 3:16

Placing your head in a vag and screaming

fred: My throat is sore from that Austin 3:16 last night.

harold: True dat.

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3 fingers up

Chloe is the best best best

3 fingers up bc Chloe is the best best

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3 6 maffia

a rap group that got an oscar only because because the committee smoked crack all day all night before the ceremony...

listen...i'm black and i luvvv hip hop BUT these guys SUCKS ...the only descent song they have is "side 2 side".

i can't believe the 3 6 maffia got an oscar...one day even paris hilton will get one.

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Rule #3:16

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.

I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.

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Ira evelyn <3

I LITERALLY WROTE ONE BUT IT LIKE DISSAPPEARED UGH ANWYAYS
Ira literally the most perfectiest person to step foot on this planet. Literally I can not express my love for her enough. This girl helped me get tjrough so much it's unreal. She's genuinely the most preciousiest perosn I've ever met and I'm not just saying this from a close friend perspective but as a person pov. I care so much baoit her and I'm so happy we met. Literally the best thing that happened to me in February <3
Love from,
i <3

Ira evelyn <3 is so hot bye

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3 blind mice

3 naked men wearing blindfolds looking for the pussy.

Those 3 blind mice are looking for the pussy.

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