Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.
To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.
"Dude you look fucking crack tired"
we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.
Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.