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Daniel

Daniel is an extremely attractive guy. His good looks and charm come in handy especially with the ladies. Girls fall for his wheezy yet adorable laugh and his kindness towards people. Daniel will stand by you throughout the years and will try to include you and won't make you feel left out. He is the type of guy with a warm personality which makes him approchable and is liked by everyone else. Daniel is a huge teddy bear and loves to cuddle his girlfriend and show affection right before going to bed. As far as studies go, Daniels tend to exceed teachers expectations and are determined to reach high levels of education. A Daniel will always stay true to himself and won't be afraid to follow go for the girl he has always wanted.

Fanny: Hey, who is that hottie over there by the water fountain?
Alexa: Oh, it's just Daniel. Snap, he's coming over here! Quick, HIDE!

by Wontongsoup October 24, 2018


Daniel

Daniel is the sexiest person you will ever meet. He attracts women like a dog to steak. He not only has a beautiful body, he is also extremely intelligent. His biceps are golden hills. His coc is enormous, with the width of an over sized zucchini. If a Daniel talks to you, this is the best day of your life. If you know a Daniel and you are a boy you would wish that you were a girl. Daniel is the most wonderful person you will ever meet, and also straighter than his coc when he sees a woman.

Person 1: Me and Daniel are going out tonight!
Person 2: Wait he went out with me yesterday
Person 3: He said he would go out with me tomorrow
Person 4:(can't say anything because they are out with Daniel currently)

by SEXY GIRL746 December 6, 2021


Daniel

An idiot

Daniel is an idiot

by long-dong the great September 24, 2021


Daniel

A real fucking pussy

Joe: Do you know Daniel?
Me: Yeah, he a real fucking pussy

by Itouch14kids June 3, 2022


Daniel

guy with a massive dick he's a god at fortnite and his bike isn't from Kmart

that guy over there his name is Daniel

by Daniel Polglaze August 7, 2018


Daniel

Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.

Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.

And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.

In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.

Daniel oxygen stealer at his best

by Daniel John August 18, 2023


Daniel

No one likes him people cross the road when he approaches. He smells like a drain. Wets his pants on a daily basis. People leave the room when he enters. Glasses of water have more of a personality. A true oxygen stealer.

Daniel away from me you smell !

by Daniel John August 18, 2023