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A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"
Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
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A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
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the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR
sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"
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two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.
Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
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a person who thinks they know all of the words to snoop dogg songs and insists on rapping along with them... including the shizzles and izzles.
mark: did you hear nate trying to sing gin and juice?
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
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The dilusional type of person Who creates facebook pages to promote their own personal vendettas.
Rod Allen is a "douche bag 360"
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1. A bunch of douche bags all in the same room being idiots and other douche baggery
2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
1. Some Guy: "It was Douche Bag Galore at Sams party yesterday"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
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