proxy let down

n. A feeling of despair felt as a result of the failure of one's favourite team etc. The failure is felt on a deeply personal level despite one's lack of contribution.

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Yo. What's with the black armband.

I just feel so terrible today. I thought I gave it all I had. I tried to leave everything on the couch. I wore my team jersey, painted my face, bought a bumper sticker. I should have done more. I feel like I've let everybody down.

It's just proxy let down my man. Next season get some vintage jerseys for your kids and a recliner in the team colours.

Sit-Down Comedian

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

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One down, dawg

Response to inquisitive greeting that denotes you're getting things done (as from a daily list of activities).

Ed: "What's up?"

Alan: "One down, dawg."

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lay down the brown

use the bathroom, defecate.

Oh! Be right back, I've got to lay down the brown

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system of a down syndrome

being completly obsessed with system of a down

dude he has system of a down posters all over his house i think he has system of a down syndrome.

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down girl

1. A desperate and potentially ugly girl who is so dumb that she is often mistaken as having down syndrome. Often dates douchebags. Most commonly found in the Mid-West of the United States.

2. A term used by douchebags to refer to their "girlfriends" under the mistaken belief that it means "girls who are down and cool with the hommies".

1. "Did you see who was making out with Johnny last night at the party?" "You mean that down girl? He had to have been really drunk."

2. David Sage: "Brah, I totes gots so hellah many downgirls back home in Nebraska."

Anyone nearby: "............"

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fan him down

The act of waving one's hand near the face of an individual who has recently been declared as red or purple. Useful for restoring said individual to a state of normacy.

"Hey, I heard David Bell is secretly engaged to his girlfriend!"

"Fan him down!"

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