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I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!
Hym 🙀
Iam "What?"
Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"
Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"
Hym "I must..."
Iam "It's not going to look like me..."
Hym "It will he as we should..."
Ejaculating a titanic forceful load into a woman’s mouth forcing her to gag and sneeze out your cum through both her nostrils.
Omg she shot your load back out her nose! Look at that snarling snaggle dragon!
A bougie kiwi combined with a strawberry
“Beb, what does dragon fruit taste like?”
“It tastes like a bougie kiwi combined with strawberry.”
An African woman’s vagina
Last night I had Monique over and that dragon fruit was on point..
An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
A female who owns a lizard, or more commonly a Bearded Dragon, and treats it as her child.
Daenerys Targaryen is the almighty dragon mama, if I buy a lizard at Petco I can be her
The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon