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I sexual maneuver that involves putting a cheese stick into a woman's vagina and then eating it. Loosely inspired by the sexual escapades of a former president and his cigars.
Guy one : "What are you going as for Halloween?"
Guy two : "Green Bay Packer"
Guy one : "Green Bay Pack her? I hardly even know her"
Guy two : "You are a dick"
Guy one : "Ha ha ha ha"
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The sex act in which the Green Bay 'resident' inflates a plastic bag over their body and proceeds to be urinated on by any number of partners playing 'mother nature.' The effect is the warm feeling that Midwesterners get by being in a greenhouse during a gentle summer shower.
Wow Steve, we're gonna need a mop to clean up this Green Bay Greenhouse before your wife gets home.
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to go for elementary school girls
"when you buy green bananas you wait for them to ripe then you eat them" ;)
meaning you wait for them to hit puberty then you eat them
fuck man she broke up with me....i dunno what to do with myself...gotta go harvest green bananas
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Wear a green shirt on Thursdays if you are a lonely single looking to score some action for the upcoming weekend. The green shirt will signal to those interested what your intent for that weekend is, and possibly help you hook up with a lovely individual.
Young and restless man participates in Green Shirt Thursday ... Adventurous and exotic women flock to him that weekend
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Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
That Senator Larry Craig sure did a good political impression of the Green Bay Packers.
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An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
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The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
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