When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.
Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!
commonly used by people in the south; after somebody gets scum (high) as fuck this is what you call them
Joey: *just finished smokin a phat blunt* *walks over to Tim*
Tim: “Waddup scum bum? How you feelin?”
I white lumpy substance found in your anus.
My Bum Chunkys were so bad today it was just mush and it was so lumpy.
A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.
Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.
What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny
Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty
When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)
A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited