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Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu March 5, 2018


the kai jesus moreno

a level 6 sex move involving anal sex with a male in which after backshotting a man you challenge him to a game of mortal combat, the resulting winner gets to hang the loser up by his testicles and beat him with a stick while yelling derogatory terms at him

me and my boyfriend garret just tried the kai jesus moreno last night, it was wonderful!

by trenton knutsen December 22, 2022

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Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

by HoggedOut69 December 26, 2023


Jesus Freaky

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.

Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.

by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023


driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024


I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 9, 2023

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jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 2, 2018