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For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.
"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"
Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.
Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.
If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.
The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.
Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.
Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.
A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”
I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy