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One horse pony: A term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.
C'mon man, you're a one horse pony. You dog faced pony soldier!
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when your in love with someone who is either in love with someone else or not you. basically only one of the two people have romantic feelings for one.
one sided love is heartbreaking
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The people who act as if they are the most religious people on earth for one hour a week. They are perfect for one hour every Sunday and then they sin like everyone else for the rest. But they will be the first to call you out on all your own misdoings.
While in the strip club, I bumped into a one hour Christian from my church.
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TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover
Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off
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He's that one guy that you know, and that everyone else knows, but you don't know his name. You do know that he's that guy, not the other guy, but that one guy, you know, the one with the stuff in the thing. He also has some hair and that one thing where he goes places a lot of the time sometimes.
Tyler: Do you have the notes?
Zane: No, that one guy does.
Tyler: Which guy?
Zane: You know, that one guy with the stuff, and he has that thing with the stuff in it, not the other guy, the one who has that thing where he goes places. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Tyler: Yeah, you mean that one guy with the thing where he has hair and stuff right? I know who it is, thanks.
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
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To squander an opportunity.
I had only one shot at the title and I blew it.
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