Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!
To have grey pubic hair.
Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?
A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on