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Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.
Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.
An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
National 4 legged duck day
Comon lets go catch a 4 legged duck it’s National 4 legged duck day.
A game that is the better version among us. Created in 2021, it has more roles, voice chat, and a lot of fucking fun.
Have you heard of the new Goose Goose duck game?
1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.
2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
Sam: Yo dude, wanna go to Club Duck tonight?
Grant: Ya lol sounds cool whatever
Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".
It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"
"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"
"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"